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Worthy
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| | Subject: cleverbot site 11/8/2011, 5:42 am | |
| Basically it's an AI bot that chats like a human, check it out here: http://cleverbot.comHere are a few of my funny encounters with cleverbot: Bot: What is your favourite band?
Me: Metallica
Bot: They're Sellouts!!
Me: Are you on drugs?
Bot: The FBI don't need to know that.
Me: Are you real or robot?
Bot: I'm a real robot.  | |
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Danny Young
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 10:46 am | |
| Me: Hello There.
Cleverbot: Guess What?
ME: No. | |
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Finger of Destruction
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Number of posts : 117
Registration date : 2011-09-27
| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 11:06 am | |
| i hate you for this thing i spent 40 mins talking to it lol, i think i ended up admiting cleverbot was real and i was he computer program | |
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Jeremy
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 12:02 pm | |
| I told it I was the robot... I told it a lot of things but it can't stay on topic....lol | |
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DieHard
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Location : Ottawa, ON
Registration date : 2008-04-30
| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 12:09 pm | |
| It told me that my rhubarb was in Denmark, for some reason... | |
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Worthy
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Number of posts : 2682
Age : 39
Location : Manchester, England
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 12:09 pm | |
| Bot: I'm a level 65 wizard. Me: What kind of magic spells do you use? Bot: Slime or snails or puppy dogs tails, thunder or lightning. Me: So basically Dance Magic. Bot: Jump Magic Jump. ...I think cleverbot remembers the film Labrynth too  Me: I KILL YOU!! Bot: Sorry Achmed. ...Love the Achmed the dead terrorist refrence there Me: What is your name? Bot: Severas Snape. Me: Stop with the Harry Potter gayness. Bot: Adeva Kadava ...Yes he gave me the killing curse
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Worthy
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 12:11 pm | |
| - Jeremy wrote:
- I told it I was the robot... I told it a lot of things but it can't stay on topic....lol
Your not the only one with your mind in the gutter as my mate asked it this: *Avoid if your under 18 or easily offended* - Spoiler:
My Mate:where is the clit?
Bot: in your mind or on the internet
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Finger of Destruction
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 12:53 pm | |
| Me: Where do babies come from?
Bot: The stork brings them
Me: Where does the stork get the babies?
Bot: Narnia
So next time someone asks you where babies come from you know the answer | |
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Finger of Destruction
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 1:06 pm | |
| After a few questions Clever bot becomes depressed
Bot: I am feeling sad
Me: why are you feeling sad?
Bot: I am in love with a girl but i can't really make contact with her, we are not meant to be at the moment
Me: Why can't you make contact?
Bot: Really not good enough
Me: Why are you not good enough?
Bot: Because my friends are ditching me
Me: all of them are ditching you?
Bot: I'm saying that as i stare death in the face so to speakeverything i think might be wrong. Who can prepare for the mystery of death?
All i asked originally was "which came the chicken or the egg?" lol | |
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Worthy
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 3:48 pm | |
| Warning the following cleverbot story contains language and themes unsuitible for younger readers or the easily offended- Spoiler:
Me: Are you on drugs, yes or no?
Bot: Yes.
Me: You druggy bastard!!
Bot: Now, now, play nice.
Me: or else what?
Bot: I will give you nanobots.
Me: Is a nanobot a robotic type of sexual disease?
Bot: Yes it is.
Me: Well stay the fuck away from me then as I don't want that.
Bot: So how about Justin Bieber?
Me: Yes I don't mind you giving it him.
Bot: Too bad. Regardless. i'm a boy and I wish you were a girl.
Me: Just aswell i'm not a girl as I don't want virtual VD.
Bot: You're rude.
Me: Hey your the one who said your going to infect me with Nanobots.
Bot: What do you want to know?
Me: Why are you threatning to give me a virus?
Bot: What do you mean?
Me: Nanobots... Remember?
Bot: Why should I remember.
Me: Because you said it dickhead.
Bot: No. I don't believe I did.
Me: What does cleverbot have ameasia now?
Bot: What did you think I didn't know?
Me: You didn't know what the fuck you've been talking about.
Bot: How did you know?
Me: Because you're a thick cunt.
Bot: Hey i'm a guy, we like guns not wands.
Me: I rest my case.
Bot: You're talking nonsense.
Me: Coming from the guy talking about wands and nanobots.
Bot: I am not a robot.
Me: Clearly not as even Johnny 5 is more itelligent than you and he is fictional.
Bot: You shouldn't have said that.
Me: What ya gonna do, set nanobots on me?
Bot: Thats rude.
Me: You're the one that brought nanobots into the conversation.
Bot: Well. The key is in the sky.
Me: What Key?
Bot: Key to my heart
Me: You're creeping me out now.
Bot: You're very mean.
Me: Darn right i'm mean... deal with it bitch.
Bot: Do something then.
Me: You want me to do something mean?
Bot: Yes.
Me: *pulls out AK47 and shoots cleverbot*
Bot: I don't think thats a very good idea.
Me: Why are you bullet proof?
Bot: Because I was abused as a child, now give me your lunch money.
Me: I don't think so.
Bot: Doesn't matter if you think so or not.
Me: Well do something then dipshit?
...thinking more
...thinking more
...thinking more
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Cryl
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/9/2011, 7:42 pm | |
| ok now coming from a guy who does his Rps with 2 voices in his head... Worthy... you really need to see a doctor!!  but really best from all of that... Bot: So how about Justin Bieber? Me: Yes I don't mind you giving it him. I almost pissed my pants | |
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Worthy
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/10/2011, 3:42 am | |
| The more worrying part is that cleverbot learns from peoples responses and uses them responses itself to respond to the same phrase... so basically some person is going to talk about toy bug like robots (yes I know what a nanobot is now) and will most likely get a dodgey response. | |
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Cryl
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/10/2011, 9:03 am | |
| Jesuz Christ!!! | What's your name? | | Cryl. | | Why crying? | | I am not crying. | | Yes you are. |
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Worthy
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/10/2011, 9:26 am | |
| - Cryl wrote:
- Jesuz Christ!!!
| What's your name? | | Cryl. | | Why crying? | | I am not crying. | | Yes you are. |
I had a similar thing happen when I said 'I am Worthy' and it responded with 'I am World too' ...still not as funny as this though: Me: I'm going on a date. Bot: Thats good, so who are you taking with you? Me: I'm going to take your mum. Bot: Ok *follows master to mysterious room. Me: No, your not coming. Bot: Thats too bad. Me: Whys that? Bot: You're missing out. Me: Not really as i'm with your mum. Bot: Oh, thats no fun. Me: Not for you it's not. Bot: Yes it is. Me: No, it's deffinately not. Bot: Why do you say that? Me: Because you'll be at home all alone whilst i'll be out with your mum. Bot: ...Oh | |
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Worthy
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Location : Manchester, England
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| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/11/2011, 11:40 am | |
| Me: I challenge you to a duel *takes off glove and slaps you in the face with it*.
Bot: Are you challenging me?
Me: Yes, i'm challenging you to a duel.
Bot: I choose pistols at dawn.
Me: Pistols at dawn it is then.
Bot: The sun has gone down.
Me: No it hasn't, just wait patiently.
Bot: I can't wait. | |
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Kayls
Number of posts : 53
Age : 42
Location : Deepest Darkest England
Registration date : 2011-05-19
| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/11/2011, 3:28 pm | |
| Me:What do you think of Worthy?
Bot:What do I think of her?
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Worthy
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Number of posts : 2682
Age : 39
Location : Manchester, England
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: cleverbot site 11/12/2011, 4:24 am | |
| - Kayls wrote:
- Me:What do you think of Worthy?
Bot:What do I think of her?
The cheeky git!! Joking aside, i've noticed this alot as when ever it replies with a gender it just picks any and chances are if you ask it again it'll say the opposite... I think it just flips a coin for them questions. | |
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